Billy Hayes here..... pitching for Cheapo-vet.
"No matter what, you need to come down to Cheapo-vet! Everyone knows that Cheapo-vet sells for less. You can get a brand new Dihatsu for no money down... Oh, wait, wrong infomercial... It's just like magic pet care in a can! Pop that sucker open and SURPRISE! Just like magic your pet is cured! Through the magic healing powers of Cheapo-vet combined with your wallet and keen lack of awareness we can do it all, cure it all...All for just three easy payments of .....Wait for it... that's right...$1.99. That means for less than $6.00 we can: heal your pet, create world peace, cluelessly treat your pet because we have no idea what the hell we're doing, & even if we did we don't have the proper equipment, facilities & staff to do so, lower gas prices, clean your house, wash your car, cure baldness, make you rich overnight while working from home- all in your spare time. Crap!.. Wrong infomercial again. With magic Cheapo-vet in a can, those pet care expenses will vanish. We do so little real pet care it's almost like having no care at all. We'll just tell you what you want to hear, charge you $1.99 and send you on your way. If the $1.99 is still too expensive you can always hit the web for how-to home pet care. OR you can go to www.insta-vet-degree.com and become a vet yourself all from the convenience of your home, in your spare time, in your PJ's and house slippers. Never leave the couch ever again. Put on your snuggie, grab a homemade soda & some bag-o-shit and off you go to vet school. All for three easy payments of $3.33.. AMAZING! Now you have the same expertise as a Cheapo-vet!
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We will beat any competitors written surgery quote by 150%!
Cheapo-Vet Pricing on Routine Spays, Neuters,
Teeth Cleaning and Declaws
(INCLUDES ANESTHESIA-Code for manhandling and forcibly gassing down your pet while it panics then passes out from fear)